This file includes Liquor, Wine, Bars, Beer, and Tequila. (Note: Songs about bottles, glasses, pouring, liquor, bars, beer, champagne, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, and wine are at the bottom of the page. Also see Beverages, Misc Food, Chocolate, and Alcoholism.



Liquor


Quotes


Before the Breathilizer

(Thomas Love Peacock)

Not drunk is he who from the floor
Can rise alone and still drink more;
But drunk is he who prostrate lies
Without the power to move or rise.


The Curse

(Oscar Wilde)

Too much work, and no vacation,
Deserves at least a small libation.
So hail! my friends, and raise your glasses;
Work's the curse of the drinking classes.



Bars


Quotes



Beer


Quotes



Tequila


Quotes



Wine


Quotes


Songs about Wine


Songs about Glasses


Songs about Bottles


Songs about Pouring


Songs about Liquor


Songs about Bars


Songs about Beer


Songs about Champagne


Songs about Gin


Songs about Rum


Songs about Tequila


Songs about Whiskey

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