This file has things pertaining to High School and College. Also see Class Reunions, Graduation, School Days, Teenagers, Knowledge and Learning, and this tribute to my graduating class GHS Class of 65.

Quotes

• The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it prevents you from achieving. (Russell Green)
• The chief value in going to college is that it's the only way to learn it really doesn't matter. (George Edwin Howes)
• A college education is not a quantitative body of knowledge salted away in a card file. It is a taste for knowledge, a taste for philosophy, if you will; a capacity to explore, to question, to perceive relationships, between fields of knowledge and experience. (A. Whitney Griswold)
• College is a fountain of knowledge...and the students are there to drink.
• College is the best time of your life. When else are your parents going to spend several thousand dollars a year just for you to go to a strange town and get drunk every night? (David Wood)
• Dear Algebra, Please stop asking us to find your X. She's never coming back and don't ask Y.
• Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a mans lifetime income--which he then spends sending his son to college. (Mark Twain)
• Education is the process by which the individual relates himself to the universe, give himself citizenship in the changing world, share's the race's mind and enfranchises his own soul. (John H. Finley)
• I am not impressed by the Ivy League establishments. Of course they graduate the best--it's all they'll take, leaving to others the problem of educating the country. They will give you an education the way the banks will give you money--provided you can prove to their satisfaction that you don't need it. (Peter DeVries)
• In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made school boards. (Mark Twain)
• It is indeed ironic that we spend our school days yearning to graduate and our remaining days waxing nostalgic about our school days. (Bob Bickford)
• A pedestrian is a man whose son is home from college.
• Physics--Physics deals with concepts of mechanics, heat and light, electricity and magnetism. These kinds of things will drive you crazy if you think about them too much! Lets face it...if you're content to gaze up at the night sky, secure in the knowledge that you won't fall off the earth and that none of the stars above will fall on your head, then how much more do you really need to know?
• Remember: high school isn't about finding your groom. It's about finding your bridesmaids.
• Rule of math: If it seems easy, you're doing it wrong.
• Sending children to college is educational for parents. It teaches them to do without many things.
• Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. (Fran Lebowitz)
• There's a lot of knowledge in universities: the freshmen bring a little in; the seniors don't take much away, so knowledge accumulates. (Lawrence Lowell)
• University: An institution of higher learning, with 2,000 classroom seats, 50,000 stadium seats and 200 parking spaces.
• When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course. (Peter F. Drucker)
• Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional. (Bob Bickford)

Page Ideas for High School Seniors

• Get a box and label it 'senior year'. Toss everything in the box until you are ready to begin the album! The you and your child can decide which thing go in the album.
• Give teachers a disposable camera with a return address label on it to record unique schooling moments of your child and classmates (school trips, decorating for parties, etc). Include an envelope with the postage affixed along with your name and address unless you see the teachers often.
• Give your child a disposable camera to take pictures at school and around town. Place a return address label on it with a message that this has sentimental value and if found to return it to you for a $10 reward.
• Prepare a "what's in" and "what's out" page. (use the web to research)
• Ask the child to pick their favorite songs, TV or radio shows, books, aspirations for their life and write that on a ruled album page.
• Ask a favorite teacher to use a ruled page to write a letter to your child describing some of their endearing attributes.
• If you can't be at special events, contact one of the chaperons and provide them with a disposable camera with your return address on it. Arrange to pick the camera up after the event.
• Have your child create a list of everything that they would like to do during their lifetime based on their current interests.
• Save all stubs and brochures from class trips and place in album along with the appropriate photos.
• Ask the child's best friends to write a letter recalling some of their favorite memories within their friendship. Use this in the album next to a picture of the two of them together.
• Save corsages and press in a heavy book; also save the accompanying invitations.
• Volunteer to be a chaperon and you will have the opportunity to take lots of pictures of class trips, parties, etc.
• Use a pocket or portrait page to display report cards and notes from the teacher.
• Clip news articles that pertain to the school and color copy them on acid free paper.
• Clip news articles from the newspaper that depict major current events for each school year.
• To preserve art projects that are too bulky for the album, have the child hold or stand next to the project and take a picture.
• Save school programs and have your child get autographs on the program.
• Host a party at your home and use the album as an autograph book.
• Place photos of kindergarten next to senior photos--possible captions: "You've come a long way baby!" "Turn around once and he/she is all grown up!"
• Use a portrait page to hold the diploma.
• Purchase coins minted during that year and place them in the album using the large clear corners.
• Once a year, write a letter to your child detailing some of the special activities that you have shared and how you feel about them. Place them in a sealed portrait page to be opened in ten years.
• During their senior year, have the child write out where and what they will be in ten years. Place that in the sealed pocket also.

(compiled by Martha L. CMC in VA)

High School ABC's

A - Academics; ACT (as in tests); awards, Art Festival; Annuals, alumni, assembly, action, anything goes, All-American; appreciation; anticipation; athletics, achievements
B - books, backpacks, brains, be smart, biology, bake sales; bells (as in 'late bell!' ); band; ball games; baseball; basketball; beauty review, best friends
C - college prep classes; computer lab; car wash; cheerleading; cheering on our team; cross country, cars and crusin'; college credits; calculator; calculus; choir; college applications; champions; championship; clothing; costumes; cartoons; community service; Christmas (dance, vacation, presents, program); cotillion, Cum laude, Commencement Exercises, class trip
D - drama; debate; Driver's Ed; diploma; Ditch Day; drill team; dances, DECA
E - education; earth science; enthusiastic; essays; entrance tests; English class; Easter break, extracurricular activities, exams
F - Fine Arts; Fine Art Festival; French class; field trips; fabulous friends; freshman; FFA; FBLA; FHA, FCCLA; FPS, fund raisers; football, family
G - grades, geography; golf; geometry; goin' out; gym; graduation; Grad Night, gown, glee club, German class, gifts
H - homeroom; honor roll; honor guard, home economics; history; hair styles; homework; holiday (Thanksgiving, President's Day, Memorial Day, etc.); hangin' out; high school; Homecoming
I - intelligent, improvement, interests; Internet
J - journalism; joking around; Junior, jazz band
K - kidding around; king (prom); keyboard, knowledge; kudos (grades, awards, etc.); kids (in action, etc.), keepsakes
L - laughter; last in line; late nights out; library; learn
M - math; MTV; music; mascot; movies; meet....; men/men's (sports, etc.), Magna cum laude, marching band, momemtos
N - new kids; no parents!; new clothes; nice; nervous; naughty; nosy, National Honor Society, nicknames; newspaper
O - Open House; oh no!; orchestra
P - pom poms; parents; Parents Breakfast; pet peeves; plays; portfolio; principal; policies; pool; prom; practice (band, sports, plays, activities), programs, perfect attendance, pep band
Q - queen (prom and sports), quotes, quiet time, quite a . . . .
R - report cards; regionals; rules; riding around, relaxing
S - school; speech; Student of the Week; student; super (teachers, students); Senior Breakfast; School's Out (for holiday, summer); school pride; Senior (class, pictures, trip, etc.); sophomore; SAT's; science; State (as on to State sports); superintendent; Spanish; School Secretary; Student Council; spring break; study; scholarship; softball; soccer; Spring Break; sports; Sweetheart Dance, Summa cum laude, salutatorian, science, slang
T - team spirit; team; talent show; teachers; Teacher Appreciation Week; T-shirts; Thanksgiving, tennis, tassel
U - under; upper; University
V - Valentine's; vacation (Christmas, Easter, etc.); vocabulary, volleyball, volunteering, Valdictorian, victory
W - win; wrestling; Webster's Dictionary; "Who's Who"; women/women's(sports, etc.)
X - X-tra [anything]: "X-tra, X-tra, read all about it"; X-ellent;X-rated
Y - yearbook; young; young at heart
Z - 'Z end'; zzzz's (sleeping)

Other things for inspiration:
A-F grades; Around the school (school name; landmarks, buildings, trees); Popular music (titles, words);
Movies (Academy Awards, etc.); Reference books (dictionary, encyclopedia, thesaurus); Class officers;
Around the city; Teachers (names, classes); Mascot; School song; Yearbook (previous years--and yours!);
Nicknames (teachers, students); Weather; Sports (teams, games, equipment); Clubs; Slang expressions;
Activities (plays, outings, dances, programs); Organizations;

Also include: (working backwards through year)
graduation announcement; single shot; group shot; party invitations; gifts received;
copies of college letters acceptances (plus list of where applied); trips (senior trip, away games, etc.)
dances (Xmas dance, spring formal, Sadie Hawkins); sports games (football, basketball, baseball, soccer)
NOTE : Save everything in Zip Lock bags and journal the event AT THE TIME, including date, who, what, where, when, how, why, plus feelings. That will make the project much more manageable. I would also start working on it the summer before the senior year starts.

Compiled by: Nancy Wagner (scrapwiz@hotmail.com)

High School Album

(Jean Gifford)

I am assembling an album for my high school years. These are some of the pages I am using:
1.) Spring Break Layout - I went to the Bahamas so I have a lot of pictures from that.
2.) "Circle of Friends" - I am putting the graduation pictures of my five closest friends from H.S. and telling a bit about them.
3.) "The Rest of the Gang" - A few pages of a bunch of other graduation pics of other friends with their names.
4.) A two-page spread of all of my own senior pictures.
5.) Pages for graduation party pictures. Have a few pages decorated so the graduate can have his/her friends sign at the party.
6.) A layout for their activities. i.e. I played softball and was in pep club.
7.) A page layout to mount the years report cards.
8.) A page layout to display college acceptance letters.
9.) A page layout displaying memorabilia for the college I choose to go to.

School Days Sentiments Album

Cut small triangles and rectangles in your school colors to use throughout the album.
Some possible page subjects: Car, Friends, Sports, Band/Choir, Awards, Teachers, Prom, Homecoming, Winter Holidays, Spring Break, Senior Trip, Class Schedule, Graduation Day, Graduation Party, Local hangouts, parents, church youth group. (Jen M. Michigan CMC)

College ABC List

(compiled by Donna in MB)

A - alpha, acing an exam, academic, astronomy, art, architecture, agriculture, admissions, anthropology, archeology, alumni, animal house, all-nighter, anatomy, administration, accounting, Alma Mater, average, above average, adviser
B - beta, biology, bachelors, business administration, book store, bursary, beer, bills, bird course, budget, bibliography, biochemistry, Baccalaureate, banquet
C - chi, college, computer science, classes, curriculum, campus, chemistry, civil engineering, commerce, credits, communication, CV, course, chancellor, cap and gown, coffee shop, cafeteria, core courses, cum laude, car pool, care package, cramming, cooking, CDs, co-ed, co-op work placement, career, captain
D - delta, diploma, drama, degree, dean, dormitory, dentistry, design, department, desk, dining hall, DVD, download, diary, dream
E - eta, epsilon, English, ecology, exam, engineering, electrical engineering, economics, education, electives, election, email
F - French, friends, fraternity, fine art, faculty, football, fees, finals, forestry, full course, freshman, fail, Financial Aid, foundations, future
G - gamma, geology, geography, geophysics, grades, graduation, Greek Week, grants, graduate studies, GPA
H - history, human ecology, home economics, home coming, home team, honors, health sciences, half course, histogram
I - iota, internet, inorganic chemistry, ivy league, interior design, ivory tower, intramural sports, instructor, initiation, independence, incomplete, international studies, international student, IM
J - journalism, justice, jobs, junior, Java, journal
K - kappa, keepsake, know-it-all, knowledge, knowledgeable, kissable, keg, Kraft Dinner
L - lambda, language, linguistics, law, laboratory, lab reports, logic, learning, library, life sciences, laundry, lounge, lecture, lecturer, late night, laptop, latte
M - mu, music, medicine, mark transcripts, marks, master, mathematics, mechanical engineering, marketing, management, major, minor, midterms, microbiology, magna cum laude, Mac and Cheese, marketing, mascot
N - nu, newspaper, nuclear physics, nutrition, natural sciences, nursing, new, neighbors
O - omega, omicron, organic chemistry, office, optometry, orientation, options, oceanography, 'on the curve'
P - pi, psi, post graduate, PHD, papers, projects, philosophy, psychology, professor, pharmacy, physics, political science, paleontology, pledge, party, pre-requisites, pass, phone home, program, programming, PC, pizza
Q - quiz, questions, quantum physics, quiet time
R - rho, residence, reunion, research, records, registration, room mates, religion, rush week, road trip, Rhodes scholar, ramen noodles, reading room, robes, read
S - sigma, science, statistics, student union, students, sheepskin, sorority, scholarships, scholars, social work, syllabus, sports, Spring Break, semester, scroll, sophomore, senior, senior project, summa cum laude, summer job, student loan, sorority
T - theta, tau, tutor, tests, theology, technology, thesis, theater, team, TA / teaching assistant, tenure, tuition, traditions, transfer, TV, today, tomorrow
U - upsilon, undergraduates, university, universe
V - veterinary science, visual arts, vacation, values, visitor, view
W - women's studies, wisdom, world, wheels, work, wonder
X - Xi, Xmas, x-rated, eXplore, eXamine, eXcitement, eXtra special
Y - yearbook, year, year end, yesterday
Z - zeta, zoology, zero, zzzzz, zest

Personalize your College ABC list with:
- name of your college/university
- building and place names
- your school colors
- your team names, mascots, mottos, cheers, etc.

College Student Page Idea

Use two small maps, one of your town and another of his college town? Put them on opposite ends of a 2-page spread and connect them with a long phone cord and lots of hearts. You could also use a picture of a computer/modem or stamped envelopes.

College Album

This is not an album about college, it is an album for a student to take with them to college. It includes photos of family, friends, pets, favorite hometown places, etc. (a good use for duplicate photos). This is something for the student to look at when they get homesick. It also keeps their other albums safe at home until they establish a permanent residence.

Humor

• Chip: I told Mr. Wilson in English class that forcing us to read some long story in one night was unconstitutional.
  Mom: Chip!
  Chip: So he said I didn't have to read it.
  Mom: Really?
  Chip: Yeah, I have to read the constitution instead. (Dik Browne)
• A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "I won't tolerate any excuses for not being here. I might consider a serious injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family but that's it!"
  A guy in the back or the room asks, "What if tomorrow I said I was suffering from complete sexual exhaustion.
  The class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering.
  The teacher smiles knowingly at the student and sweetly says, "Well, I guess you'd have to write the exam with your other hand."
• I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the top. (English Professor, Ohio University)
• Independent Study--Independent study provides an opportunity for the student to pursue in-depth study culminating in a final project or research paper. Only students of above average ability can take part in this program since you have to be very bright to be able to goof-off for an entire semester and still be able to throw something credible together over a weekend.
• Murphy's Law of Tests: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
  Corollary to above Law: If you are given a take-home test, you will forget where you live.
• Nerd: "I guess the school is going to be holding a locker search this morning."
  Jock: "No problem! I already know where my locker is!"
• Student: Did you want to see me, Mr. Fairgood?
  Teacher: Yes! I was looking over your grades for the last six weeks. You had a 'D' in History and an 'F' in everything else! What happened?
  Student: I guess I spent too much time on history!
• Teacher: Earl, about your book report...
  Earl: Yes, ma'am?
  Teacher: It's just a blank page.
  Earl: Yes, ma'am, I didn't read the book.
  Teacher: So why turn anything in?
  Earl: Well, I thought I should make some kind of effort.

Laws of Class Scheduling:

• If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n + 1" to apply.
• Class schedules are designed so every student will waste the maximum time between classes.
• When you are occasionally able to schedule two classes in a row, they will be held in classrooms at opposite ends of the campus.
• A perquisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
• The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during your last semester.

KU versus K-State

A graduate from the University of Kansas, a graduate from Kansas State and a pig were in the hospital waiting room, each awaiting the birth of his firstborn.
Suddenly, the lights went out. Fortunately, power was restored shortly thereafter and the head nurse made her way to the waiting room.
"I've got good news and bad news, gentlemen and pig," she announced. "Despite the electrical outage, two healthy boys and one healthy piglet have been delivered. However, since the lights went out at the most inopportune time, we aren't sure which firstborn belongs to whom. The only way we know to resolve the problem is to draw straws and have the winner choose first."
The three proud papas agreed, and the K-State grad won the drawing. He was escorted into the delivery room and looked at the three newborns for a painstakingly long time. Finally, with head bowed, he scooped up the piglet and headed for the door.
"Sir, are you quite certain that you've made the right choice?" the nurse asked.
"No, I'm not," replied the Wildcat. "But I just couldn't run the risk of ending up with the KU kid."

After I sent this out to my high school graduating class email group, some of whom attended each of the above schools, I got this reply from a KU graduate:
" . . . I can see how a K-State Grad would make that decision. KU people know about DNA testing."

(NOTE: feel free to reverse the names of the school in this joke or substitute local schools)