This file has Hair and Haircuts, Hair Stylists and Barbers, Grey Hair, Brown and Black Hair, Redheads, Blondes, Hats, Lack of Hair, Beards and Mustaches.
Also see Pretty Is as Pretty Does.
Hair and Haircuts
Page Toppers
- Baby, Let Your Hair Down
- Bad Hair Day
- Bed Head
- Big Hair
- Blue Jeans and a Pony Tail
- Blonde Ambitions
- Classic Cut
- Curly-Headed Baby
- Custom Cut
- A Cut Above
- The Cutting Edge
- Cuts and Curls
- Do it Yourself Haircut
- Even on a Bad Hair Day,
I'm Still the Cutest
- Future Hair Stylist
- Get a Haircut
- Great Lengths
- Hair Art
- Hair Delight
- Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
- Hairstyles and Attitudes
- Heads Up
- Heavenly Hair
- I Have a Brand New Hair-Do
- Kids Kuts and Kurls
- Lend Me Your Comb
- Letting Our Hair Down
- Little Girl in Pigtails
- The Long and the Short of It
- My Favorite Brunette
- New Do
- Pigtails on Parade
- She Wore a Yellow Ribbon
- Shear Determination
- Shear Precision
- Shear Magic
- Snip Snip
- Strawberry Curls
- Super Cut
- To Dye for
- Tress Obsessed
- Vanity Hair
- Where's my hair
- A Whole New Look
- Wiggin' Out
- Your Crowning Glory
Quotes
- Hair brings ones self-image into focus; it is vanity's proving ground. Hair is terribly personal, a tangle of mysterious prejudices. (Shana Alexander)
- The hair is the richest ornament of women. (Martin Luther)
- Hair is vitally personal to children. They weep vigorously when it is cut for the first time; no matter how it grows, bushy, straight or curly, they feel they are being shorn of a part of their personality. (Charles Chaplin)
- Hair style is the final tip-off whether or not a woman really knows herself. (Hubert de Givenchy)
- How can I control my life when I can't even control my hair?
- God made some heads perfect--the rest he covered with hair.
- If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in a library? (Lily Tomlin)
- Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
- People get real comfortable with their features. Nobody gets comfortable with their hair. Hair trauma. It's the universal thing. (Jamie Lee Curtis)
- The solution to a bad hair day is to wear a low-cut blouse.
- Women...Who made 'em? God must have been a...genius. Their hair. They say that the hair is everything, you know? Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, and just wanted to go to sleep forever? (Bo Goldman)
Bad Hair Day
It's standing on end,
It's standing up straight!
(Please help me fix it
Before it's too late!)
Brushing and combing,
And using hair spray,
Just can't seem to help
With my bad hair day!
Little Boy
(Ken Brown)
Little boy,
Shock of hair,
Time to visit
The barber chair.
Ne'er before
This trip he's made;
He's quite unsure
But unafraid.
A memory saved,
A lock of hair
From his very first visit
To the barber chair.
A Lock of Hair
From a child so fair
A miracle from above
Placed gently in my care
This child is growing
Up so fast
Tomorrow's the future
Today is the past.
Walking . . . talking . . .
Fading riddles and rhymes
This lock of hair remains
A keepsake of past times.
The Haircut
(Jeff Moss)
I knew I should have stopped him
just as soon as he began it.
That barber left me looking
like the beast from some lost planet.
It's like he used a lawn mower
and then my hair got sat on.
Oh well, I'll just go through the next
six years with this dumb hat on.
A Lock of My Baby's Hair
Nothing more precious to keep
In tones of a hue so deep
As soft as a silent prayer
A lock of my baby's hair
I catch it before it lands
And save each shiny strand
Remembrance of one more step
Of my baby's growing up
Within this poem it will be
And placed for all to see.
The First Cut - Shears and Tears
(© 2012 Grace Mandry, used with permission)
I'm Mommy and Daddy's new bundle of joy
They tell me I'm sweet and petite and coy
They hug me and squeeze me and hold me tight
And watch over me through the day and night
They're thrilled with my - clear, bright eyes of blue
(or - 'deep brown eyes, so true')
And the way that I laugh and giggle and coo
They treasure my tresses - of milk-chocolate hue
(or, for blondes - 'of sun-kissed hue')
So here is what I have decided to do
To relieve their dread of my first cut-and-trim
On this page there's an envelope, sheer and slim
For a silken strand or a tousled curl
Which they spared from the locks of their baby girl
Give to new parents with a small vellum or plastic envelope attached to the page.
Hair Cut Pages
I saw a cute layout that had black and gold ABC stickers for the title "My First Buzz". Then, shortcut triangles in gold and black were used behind the pictures. Then, she used the bee stickers so it was like flying bees all over the page. (Lisa)
Songs about Hair
- Aunt Nellie's Wig - Joe Wise (1987)
- Baby, Let Your Hair Down - Bobby Hart (1965)
- Bluebonnets in Her Hair - Stuart Hamblen (1947)
- Curly - Jimmy Clanton (1969)
- Curly-Headed Baby - Doc Watson (1975)
- Ducktail - Mac Curtis (1972)
- Fix Your Hair the Way You Used to - Bill Morrissey (2001)
- Flat Top - Cowboy Copas (1961)
- Get a Haircut - The Destroyers (1993)
- Girl I Love, She Got Long Curly Hair, The - Hammie Nixon (1983)
- Girl with Gardenias in Her Hair, The - Marty Robbins (1967)
- Hair - The Cowsills (1969)
- Hairstyles and Attitudes - Timbuk 3 (1986)
- I Dig Your Wig - Buddy Guy (1964)
- I Gotta Wash That Man Right Outta My Hair - Jo Stafford (1951)
- Jesse with the Long Hair Hanging Down - Robert Earl Keen (1993)
- Kookie Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb - Edd Byrnes and Connie Stevens (1959)
- Lady With the Flower in Her Hair - The Country Gentlemen (1995)
- Lend Me Your Comb - Bernie Nee (1958)
- Let My Long Hair Be Your Curtain - The Oriental Duet (2002)
- Like, Long Hair - Paul Revere and the Raiders (1961)
- Lilacs in Your Hair - Mustard's Retreat (2005)
- Lock of Your Hair, A - Boyd Bennett and His Rockets (1956)
- Long-Hair, Unsquare Dude Called Jack - The Hollywood Argyles (1965)
- Long-Haired Country Boy - The Charlie Daniels Band (1980)
- Long-Haired Daddy - Vernell Hill (1964)
- Long-Haired Lover from Liverpool - Jimmy Osmond (1972)
- My Boy, Flat Top - Dorothy Collins (1955)
- Permanent Wave - Orville Couch (1966)
- Rose in Her Hair, The - Slim Dusty (1977)
- Rose in Your Hair, The - Norman Phelps and Band (1936)
- Sally Let Your Bangs Hang Down - Maddox Brothers and Rose (1947)
- Sally's Bangs - The Willis Brothers (1962)
- San Francisco (Be Sure to Wear Flowers in Your Hair) - McKenzie (1967)
- Scarlet Ribbons for Her Hair - Roger Whittaker (1994)
- Secret Pleasure of Mauve-Colored Hair, The - Leitmotif (2008)
- She Lets Her Hair Down - Bert Kaempfert (1970)
- She Lets Her Hair Down Early in the Morning - Gene Pitney (1969)
- She's Got the Wind in Her Hair - Trade Martin (1967)
- She's My Curly-Headed Baby - The Callahan Brothers (1934)
- South Dakota Hairdo - Joe West (2004)
- That Greasy Kid Stuff - Janie Grant (1962)
- There Was Moonlight in Her Hair - Wayne King Orchestra (1948)
- Wigs - Fats Domino (1965)
- Wild Root - Woody Herman (1945)
- Wind Blows Your Hair, The - The Seeds (1967)
- Wind in Your Hair - Rebecca Dru (1997)
- With the Wind and Rain in Your Hair - Pat Boone (1959)
- You Dyed Your Hair Chartreuse - Louis Jordan (1950)
- Your Hair's Too Long - Danny and the Juniors (1961)
Songs about Braids and Ponytails
- Blue Jeans and a Pony Tail - The Valiants (1961)
- Braid My Hair - Randy Owen (2008)
- Girl With the Golden Braids, The - Studio Group (2007)
- Girl With the Pigtails in Her Hair, The - Charlie Barnet (1940)
- I Fell in Love with a Pony Tail - Leroy Van Dyke (1956)
- Lady with the Braid, The - Dory Previn (1971)
- Little Girl in Pigtails - The Marcus Brothers (1958)
- Long Long Ponytail - The Fireballs (1959)
- Pigtails - The Impacts (1965)
- Pigtails and Blue Jeans - Leonard Carbo (1958)
- Pigtails on Parade - Ruby Wells (1951)
- Polly Pigtails - Kitty Kallen (1955)
- Pony Tail - Count Basie (1958)
- Pony-Tail Girl - Glen Garrison (1959)
- Pony-Tail Polka - Spade Cooley (1960)
- Red Bluejeans and a Pony Tail - Gene Vincent and the Blue Caps (1957)
- She Traded Her Pigtails for a Toni - Glenn Reeves (1958)
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Quotes
- Being a Southern person and a blonde, it's not a good combination. Immediately, when people meet you, they think of you as not being smart. (Reese Witherspoon)
- A blond in a red dress can do without introductions--but not without a bodyguard. (Rona Jaffe)
- Blondes are adored; brunettes are ignored.
- Gentlemen prefer blondes. (Anita Loos)
- It is possible that blondes also prefer gentlemen. (Mamie Van Doren)
- I don't mind being called a dumb blonde cause I know I'm not really dumb--I also know I'm not really blonde. (Dolly Parton)
- I would love to continue in music, with writing...but I am not the kind of person who will hang around if I start to become irrelevant. If that happens, I will bow down gracefully, raise my kids, and have a garden. And I am going to let my hair go gray when I am older. I don't need to be blonde when I'm 60! (Taylor Swift)
- I'm a natural blonde, but I feel like a brunette. I feel like people treat me now how I should be treated. People used to be shocked, when I was blond, that I wasn't stupid. (Olivia Wilde)
- It's great being blonde--with such low expectations it's easy to impress. (Pamela Anderson)
- She was what we used to call a suicide blonde--dyed by her own hand. (Saul Bellow)
- What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
Invisible
- Also see some blonde jokes.
Songs about Blondes
- Amber Tresses Tied with Blue - Ray and Ina Patterson (1973)
- Beautiful Blonde From Bashful Bend - Ted Beneke (1949)
- Blonde Hair, Blue Eyes - Ray Smith (1960)
- Blonde Hair, Blue Jeans - Chris DeBurgh (1994)
- Blonde in the Blue T-Bird - Walter Egan (1978)
- Blue-Eyed Blonde Next Door, The - George Fromby (2004)
- Bluebonnets in Her Golden Hair - Stuart Hamblin (1963)
- Bottle and a Blonde, A - Shorty Long (1950)
- Dumb Blonde - Dolly Parton (1967)
- Erika with the Windy Yellow Hair - Mary Travers (1971)
- Girl With the Golden Braids, The - Studio Group (2007)
- Golden Hair - Syd Barrett (1970)
- Good Lookin' Blonde, A - Eddy Arnold (1956)
- Green-Eyed Blonde, The - Cornell Gunter (1953)
- Hair of Gold, Eyes of Blue - Gordon MacRae (1948)
- Hair of Spun Gold - Janis Ian (1995)
- Jole Blon (Pretty Blonde) - Waylon Jennings (1959)
- Peroxide Blonde and a Hopped-Up Model Ford, A - Gene Simmons (2001)
- Peroxide Blonde in a Hopped-up Ford - Brian Setzer (2005)
- Platinum Blonde - Graham Parker (2007)
- Pretty Golden Hair - Al Stewart (1967)
- Sister Golden Hair - America (1975)
- Tired of Being Blonde - Carly Simon (1985)
- Who's the Blonde Stranger? - Jimmy Buffett (1985)
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Quotes
- Black hair and blue eyes are my favorite combination. (Cassandra Clare)
- Blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
- Blown hair is sweet, brown hair over the mouth blown, lilacs and brown hair. (T.S. Eliot)
- Sure guys like blondes, but they marry brunettes.
- I started acting when I was 10, doing musical theater. I was a brunette at that time. I was always cast in all the exotic parts. (Loni Anderson )
- Q: Why are there no brunette jokes?
A: Because blondes would have to think them up.
Brunette
(Victor James Daley)
When trees in Spring
Are blossoming
My lady wakes
From dreams whose light
Made dark days bright,
For their sweet sakes.
Yet in her eyes
A shadow lies
Of bygone mirth;
And still she seems
To walk in dreams,
And not on earth.
Some men may hold
That hair of gold
Is lovelier
Than darker sheen:
They have not seen
My lady's hair.
Her eyes are bright,
Her bosom white
As the sea foam
On sharp rocks sprayed;
Her mouth is made
Of honeycomb.
And whoso seeks
In her dusk cheeks
May see Love's sign--
A blush that glows
Like a red rose
Beneath brown wine.
Songs about Black and Brown Hair
- Black is the Color of My True Love's Hair - Nina Simone (1960)
- Blue-Eyed Brunette - Tergel (2000)
- Gentlemen Marry Brunettes - Johnny Desmond (1955)
- Girl with the Long Brown Hair - John Hartford (1968)
- Girl With the Raven Hair, The - Jody Reynolds (1960)
- I Brake for Brunettes - Rhett Akins (1995)
- I Dream of Jeannie With the Light Brown Hair - Eddie Calvert (1958)
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Quotes
- An answer to the question, "Where'd the red hair come from?"
"My mom left me out in the rain and it rusted."
- Blondes are wild, brunettes are true,
but you never know what a redhead will do!
- Blondes may have more fun but redheads are remembered.
- How can you tell if a redhead has been using your computer?
By the hammer embedded in the monitor.
- How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait ten seconds.
- How does a redhead change a light bulb?
She doesn't, she complains until someone else does.
- A redhead is a blonde with an attitude.
- Redheads are God's way of giving the world roses.
- A trucker will slow down for a blonde, stop for a brunette but he'll back up 500 yards for a redhead!
- What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!
- What's the difference between a blonde and a redhead in bed?
A blonde let's you leave the bed when you are satisfied
a redhead let's you leave the bed when SHE is satisfied.
- When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have been accused of being a bit of a spitfire, so in that way, I absolutely live up to the stereotype. The red hair suits my personality. I was a terrible blonde! (Amy Adams)
- When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn. (Mark Twain)
- While the rest of the species is descended from apes, redheads are descended from cats. (Mark Twain)
- You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead! (Jamie Luner)
Songs about Redheads
- Auburn Hair - Must Be Your Feet (2008)
- Blue Jeans, High Heels, and Fire Red Hair - Peter Britt (1997)
- Get Yourself a Redhead - Painted Post Rangers (1946)
- Girl With Auburn Hair - Kenn Morr (2008)
- Long-Haired Redneck - David Allan Coe (1976)
- Orange Hair - Even (2008)
- Pink Cadillac and a Red-Headed Girl, A - Donnie Huffman (1962)
- Pink Pedal Pushers and Bright Red Hair - Gene Rambo (2004)
- Red Hair and Green Eyes - Bill Rice (1961)
- Red-Haired Boy - Steve Kaufman (2006)
- Red-Headed Stranger - Knockout Kings (2005)
- Red-Headed Woman - Bernt Rosengren Octet (2008)
- Rhode Island Redhead - Teresa Brewer (1952)
- Strawberry Curls - Freddy Weller (1977)
- When You Give a Rose to a Redhead - Cousin Herb Henson (1954)
- You Redhead - Bob Eberly (1949)
- Your Auburn Hair - Rex Robards (2005)
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Quotes and Page Toppers
- By common consent gray hairs are a crown of glory; the only object of respect that can never excite envy. (George Bancroft)
- Gray hair is a blessing--ask any bald man.
- Gray hair is a glorious crown won by a righteous life. (Jewish Proverb)
- Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom.
- To Dye For
- Vanity Hair
Songs about Gray Hair
- I'm Gettin' Grey Hair - The Brown's Ferry Four (1956)
- Silver-Haired Daddy of Mine - Ray and Ina Patterson (1973)
- Silver in My Mother's Hair, The - Slim Dusty (1962)
- That Silver-Haired Daddy of Mine - Simon and Garfunkel (1997)
- When Your Hair Has Turned to Silver - Brian Carrick (2001)
Hair Stylists and Barbers
Page Toppers
- Barbers are a Cut Above
- Custom Cut
- A Cut Above
- The Cutting Edge
- Cuts and Curls
- Hair Art
- Hair Delight
- Hair Today...Gone Tomorrow!
- Hairstylists are a Cut Above!
- Hairstylist are a Shear Delight!
- I Have a Brand New Hair-Do
- New Do
- Shave and Haircut, 5¢
- Shear Determination
- Shear Precision
- Shear Magic
- Snip Snip
- Super Cut
- We Tease to Please!
- A Whole New Look
Quotes
- Barber Shop--A place you go when things get hairy.
- Barbers are used to close shaves.
- Barbers run clip joints.
- A beautician's daily routine is cut and dry.
- Blessed are the hairstylists, for they bring out the beauty in others!
- Get a Haircut
- Hair stylists bring out the beauty in everyone.
- Hair stylists do it with style.
- How old you are is your business...
How young you look is our business!
- If your hair is unbecoming to see, then maybe you should be coming to me!
- I'm a beautician...I can tell you stories that will curl your hair!
- I'm a beautician...not a magician!
- Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.
- This is a comb...not a magic wand!
- We curl up and dye for you!
Songs about Hairstylists and Barbers
- Barber, The - Mick Byrd (2001)
- Barber Chair - Tarrus Riley (2008)
- Barber Shop Boogie, The - Tommy Sosebee (1954)
- Beautician Blues - B.B. King (1964)
- Beauty Shop - Bridget Wilson (2004)
- Hair Salon - Tochner (2011)
- Haircut Song, The - Ray Stevens (1985)
- Get a Haircut - The Destroyers (1993)
- Girl at the Beauty Shop - Stephanie Rogers (2011)
- Hairstyles and Attitudes - Timbuk 3 (1986)
- Lady From the Beauty Shop - Joe Cook (2003)
- Permanent Wave - Orville Couch (1966)
- Popular French Hairstyle - Jeffrey Butzer (2009)
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Page Toppers
- About This Hat
- Caps for Sale
- Cat in the Hat
- Hats Off
- Hats Off to You
- Hats On to You
- Hat Tricks
- Heads Up
- I Love Hats
- I Love My Hats
- I Told You I Like Hats
- I Wear a Lot of Different Hats
- Just the Right Hat for Every Occasion
- Look Mom! All Hats!
- Love That Hat
- The Mad Hatter
- My Own Kind of Hat
- So Many Hats...So Little Time
- Which Hat Shall I Wear?
- A Whole New Look
Quotes about Hats
- Few women have ever been able to resist the temptation to try on a hat and discover in the mirror a person they never suspected was there. A hat alters the image we have of ourselves, and the image others see as well. For the hours we wear it, it brings out different dimension in our personality, much as a costume aids an actress in her role.
- A hat is a shameless flatterer, calling attention to an escaping curl, a tawny braid, a sprinkling of freckles over a pert nose, directing the eye to what is most unique about a face. Its curves emphasize a shining pair of eyes, a lofty forehead; its deep brim accentuates the pale tint of a cheek, creates an aura of prettiness, suggests a mystery that awakens curiosity in the onlooker. (Jeanine Larmoth)
- How a hat makes you feel is what a hat is all about.
- I guess I look strange a bit. Strange but confident. I'm not like a model or anything. I always compare this to wearing a hat. You can wear the strangest hat, but if you think it's cool, then you'll look cool. (Vincent Cassel)
- I love hats; I love putting hats on. They are artwork. You can always go out and find a dress to wear for some occasion, but there are not that many occasions you can wear a hat. (Zara Phillips)
- Never try to wear a hat that has more character than you do. (Lance Morrow)
- Saying you don't look good in a hat is like saying you don't look good in shoes!
- There are some things one is born to wear, and I had obviously been fated to wear this hat. (Connie Willis)
- There is no attitude required. The hat brings the attitude. And when people try on a hat they like, it is a bit of fun. It makes them laugh. You don't laugh when you put on a pair of shoes, but you do with a hat. (Philip Treacy)
- Wearing a hat versus not wearing a hat is the difference between looking adequate and looking your best. (Martha Sliter)
- When you wear a hat, it is like medicine for the soul. The hat is the expression of who you are as a women in every moment! The hat is your dreams of who you can be. It facilitates the different parts of who you are: With the wave of the hat, voila! You are mysterious...no, you are sexy...now proper...now playful.
- With the right hat, nothing else matters. (LaPaloma Hats)
- Women wearing hats are at once sophisticated and whimsical....Their faces are younger and softer. They carry themselves differently, daintily, like deer. Their voices flutter a bit...even when they are talking about things like money and power and work, even when it's clear they're very much in charge of their lives. ("O" Magazine)
- Women who love hats don't get jealous. It makes them happy to see a hat that looks good on someone else. Women who wear hats know who they are.
- You cannot hide in a hat; you will be noticed, especially by men. To men, you become a lady when you don a hat--one who they rush to open doors for. To women, you become an inspiration, reminding them that they have a closet full of hats they have not had the courage to wear.
Using Hat Stickers
There are various hat stickers (including Mrs. G Santa hats) that fit various animal stickers (including Mrs. G penguins and teddy bears). (Beth B.)
If you accidentally cut off the top of someone's head in a picture, mount a hat sticker or die-cut above it and people will think you MEANT for it to look that way! (Beth B.)
When I Grow Up: Use photos of children that fit various occupations.
Examples: playing in the trash - garbage man; wearing sunglasses - movie star; wearing a swim suit - Miss America; playing with pots and pans -
chef; etc. Make a border around the page using a pen and border ruler. Put hat stickers along the border. There is a list of occupations in the Business file.
Songs about Hats
- About This Hat - Slim Dusty (1977)
- All Hat, No Cattle - Gene Watson (1997)
- Aunt Margaret's Hat - Michael McCloud (2009)
- Beautiful Hat - Joe Henry (1999)
- Bees in My Bonnet - Johnnie Lee Wills (1953)
- Big Black Hat, The - Rolf Harris (1963)
- Big Hat - Doug Sahm (1961)
- Big Hat, No Cattle - Bill Kirchen (1999)
- Black Hats - Land and Hildebrand (1992)
- Black Sombrero - Joe Maphis (1960)
- Blow Your Hat in the Creek - Jimmy Bryant (1966)
- Bonnet and Shawl - Dave Webber and Anni Fentiman (1996)
- Boots and Stetsons - The Serendipity Singers (1965)
- Brown Slouch Hat, A - Slim Dusty (1962)
- Cowboy Hat - Solomon Burke (1981)
- Cowboy Hat in Dallas - The Charlie Daniels Band (1989)
- Cute Little Hat-Check Girl - Ted Weems Orchestra (1938)
- Dog Who Stole My Hat, The - Slim Dusty (1973)
- Girl in a Picture Hat - George Barnes (1946)
- Guitars, Levis, Hat 'n' Boots - T. Stevens (2004)
- Hard-Hat Days and Honky-Tonk Nights - Red Steagall (1980)
- Hat and Boots - The Statler Brothers (1976)
- Hats Off, Here Comes a Lady - Ted Weems (1931)
- Hats Off to Larry - Del Shannon (1961)
- He Had a Hat - Jeff Lorber (2007)
- High Hat - Bobby Short (1972)
- His Hat Cost More Than Mine - Dale Evans (1947)
- Homburg - Procol Harum (1967)
- I Ain't No Cowboy, I Just Found This Hat - Tiny Tim (1977)
- I Just Found This Hat - Archie Campbell (1977)
- I Tipped My Hat and Slowly Rode Away - Harry James (1947)
- I Wish John Stetson Made a Heart - Chris Wall (1991)
- I'll Take Your Hat Right Off My Rack - Moon Mullican (1961)
- Jerry's Beaver Hat - Brian Taheny and Andrew Collins (2007)
- Kookie Hat - Freddy Cannon (1959)
- Lace Mantilla and a Rose of Red, A - Claude King (1963)
- Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat - Bob Dylan (1966)
- Man With the Big Hat - Steve Fromholz (1970)
- Man With the Hat Turned Down in Front - Slim Dusty (1984)
- Manny's Hat Song - Jerry Jeff Walker (1996)
- Mexican Hat Dance - Allan Sherman (1963)
- Mexican Hat Rock - Applejacks (1958)
- My Own Kind of Hat - Merle Haggard (1979)
- New Place to Hang Your Hat, A - Ruby Wright (1966)
- Orange Hat - Stacy Harshman (2003)
- Purple Hat - Peggy March (1969)
- Put on Your Old Grey Bonnet - Jon Sholle (1997)
- Rock 'n' Roll in a Cowboy Hat - Slim Dusty (1995)
- Sea of Cowboy Hats - Chely Wright (1995)
- Straw Hat - Frank Fields (1957)
- Straw Hat Full of Lilacs, A - Barbara Lea (1956)
- Sunbonnet Blue and a Yellow Straw Hat - Teddy Wilson (1935)
- Sunbonnet Sue - The Texas Wanderers (1938)
- Ten-Gallon Hat - Jill Corey (1960)
- Ten-Gallon Stetson - Bill Haley and His Saddlemen (1950)
- This Cowboy's Hat - Chris LeDoux (1991)
- Under This Old Hat - Chris LeDoux (1993)
- Which Hat Shall I Wear? - Chad Mitchell Trio (1965)
- Yellow Bonnets and Polka Dot Shoes - Roy Rogers and Dale Evans (1950)
- Yellow Sunbonnet - Karl Blau (2008)
- Your Favorite Hat - Young Criminals Starvation League (2004)
Songs about Hair Accessories
- Aqua Ribbons - Rhonda Giannelli Quartet (2007)
- Bandana - Johnny Cash (1955)
- Black Silk Ribbon - 7 Worlds Collide (2009)
- Blue Ribbons - The Paramounts (1965)
- Blue Scarf - Corky Alexander (2011)
- Crimson Ribbons - Holly Sedgwick (2008)
- Crimson Scarf, A - The Triangle (2004)
- Girl in the Blue Velvet Band, The - Tommy Jennings (2005)
- Long Black Veil - Sammi Smith (1975)
- Long White Ribbon - Mary Stuart (1973)
- My Scarf - Dancing Bears Music (2011)
- Red Bandana - Merle Haggard (1979)
- Roberta's Purple Scarf - Alex Heitlinger Sextet (2004)
- Scarlet Ribbons - Rusty Richards (2002)
- Scarlet Ribbons for Her Hair - Roger Whittaker (1994)
- Silver Ribbons - Waylon Jennings (1966)
- Tight Levis and a Yellow Ribbon - Red Steagall (1972)
- Tight Levis and Yellow Ribbons - Chris LeDoux (1975)
- White Scarf - Mantovani and His Orchestra (2006)
- Yellow Bandana - Faron Young (1963)
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Page Toppers
- Bad Hair Day
- Bald is Beautiful
- The Long and the Short of It
- Long on hair, short on brains.
- Where's my hair
- A Whole New Look
- Wiggin' Out
Quotes
- Bald as the bare mountain tops are bald, with a baldness full of grandeur. (Matthew Arnold)
- Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.
- God is good, God is fair
To some he gave brains, to others hair!
- God made some heads perfect--the rest he covered with hair.
- Gray hair is a blessing--ask any bald man.
- A hair on the head is worth two in the brush. (Oliver Herford)
- I don't care if they call me "baldie" or "chrome dome." God took an eraser and brushed my head clean. I'd rather be bald on top than bald inside. (Joe Garagiola)
- Ideas are like beards; men do not have them until they grow up. (Voltaire)
- If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color. (Mark Schnitzius)
- I'm not getting less hair, I'm getting more head
- Real Men don't waste their hormones growing hair
- There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine. (Logan Pearsall Smith)
- There's one thing about baldness--its neat. (Don Herold)
- This is not a bald spot...it's a solar panel for brain power
In Between
(Samuel Hoffenstein)
Babies haven't any hair;
Old men's heads are just as bare;
between the cradle and the grave
lie a haircut and a shave.
Songs about Baldness
- Back When I Had Hair - Todd Chappelle (2007)
- Bad Toupee - Todd Chappelle (2007)
- Bald Guys - Wayne Faust (2005)
- Bald Head - Dr. John (1987)
- Bald is Beautiful - May or May Not (2005)
- Bald-Headed Baby - Jane Fraser (2005)
- Bald-Headed Blues - Saffire (2009)
- Bald-Headed Men - Christine Lavin (1993)
While my balding husband was talking to a friend who is also bald, a young man sporting a full head of hair sat down between them. Glancing pointedly at both bald heads, he remarked, "Maybe I shouldn't sit here. It may be catching."
My husband's friend turned to the young man and said quietly, "We're all born with the same amount of hormones. If you want to use yours growing hair, that's your business."
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Quotes
- A man without a mustache is like tea without sugar. (English saying)
- There is always a period when a man with a beard shaves it off. This period does not last. He returns headlong to his beard. (Jean Coctea)
Songs about Beards
- Beard, The - Jasper (2002)
- Beard on Fire - Branches (2005)
- Grandpa's Beard - Johnette Downing (2001)
- Hair on My Chinny Chin Chin, The - Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs (1966)
- I Wanna Grow a Beard - Jimmy Bean (2005)
- My Beard - Shel Silverstein (1975)
- Old Grey Beard - Michael Warner (2006)
- Pardon My Whiskers - Wayne Raney (1950)
- Santa's Beard - Snip and Clip (2007)
- Three-Day Beard and a Rusty Jeep - Bill Emerson (2007)
- Weird Beard - Mad Caddies (2001)
Songs about Mustaches
- Chocolate Milk Mustache - Jeni-Lee (2008)
- Come Wet Your Mustache With Me - Captain Stubby (1949)
- I Liked His Little Black Mustache - Freddy Gardner (2002)
- I Miss My Mustache - Chuck McCabe (2004)
- Little Black Mustache - Run of the Mill String Band (2006)
- Man With a Mustache, A - Caroline Picard (2005)
- Man With the Black Mustache - The Monochrome Set (1990)
- Milk Mustache - Miracle Mile (2003)
- Mustache - Matt Davis (2008)
- Mustache Song - Matt Vbra (2007)
- Pencil-Thin Mustache - Jimmy Buffett (1974)
- Red Cadillac and a Black Mustache, A - Brian Setzer (2005)
Songs about Shaving
- Burma Shave - The Fall Guys (2005)
- Clean Shirt and a Shave - Motor Boys (1981)
- Did I Shave My Legs for This? - Deana Carter (1997)
- Don't Shave Much Anymore - John Goldie (2005)
- Lather and Shave - Mark Gilston (2005)
- Shine, Shave, Shower, it's Saturday - Lefty Frizzell (1951)
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