This file includes guns and gun rights. Also see Patriotism and Politics, Law Enforcement, and the Hunting file (includes a gun song list).


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Gun Rights


Welcome to Kansas

Attention criminals and terrorists, you are now entering the state of Kansas. Over a million Kansas residents own guns. Our state does not require a permit to carry a handgun. We are armed and prepared to defend ourselves against all acts of criminal violence. You have been warned. However, California, New York, and Illinois have disarmed their citizens for your convenience!

Alarming Trend

Number of physicians in the US: 700,000
Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year: 120,000
Accidental deaths per physicians: 0.171

Number of gun owners in the US: 80,000,000
Number of accidental gun deaths per year: 1,500
Accidental deaths per gun owner: 0.0000188

Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners. Not everyone has a gun, but everyone has at least one doctor. Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets out of hand.
Remember: Guns don't kill people, doctors do!

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